(Source: seinfeld)
most inspiring lil wayne lyrics
- almost drowned in the pussy so i swam to her butt
- you think your shit don’t stink but you are mrs P U
- i wear them skinny jeans so you can see my fat wallet
- when im done she hold me like a conversation weezy baby
- i’m down like the economy
- i’m back like i forgot something
Jason Segel is ridiculously hilarious.
even presidents love free snacks
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(Source: seinfeld)
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